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Part I – A Shortcut to the Long Game
Douglas sat on the mahogany ridge leaning in toward the young lady who just pressed herself across the bar asking for a margarita.
“Come here often?” He asked.
She glanced over at him and let out a quick smile. “Once in a while,” she said, fixing her glance on him.
“Me too,” Douglas replied, “but I received a job offer in Ohio, so I’m savoring my last few days here.”
“So you’re a recent grad?” She asked.
“Comp Sci,” he confirmed.
“Me too, El Ed,” she said, sliding onto the barstool. She smiled at him again, asking after the fact if the stool was free. “I’m off to California.” She said, adding, “It’s the only place I could find a job.”
“Too bad we’re going our separate ways. We could get together for some fun if you were also coming to Columbus,” he nodded his head,
“So much for all this ‘opportunity’ they promised us. It sucks that my debt is five times higher than my gross salary,” she said.
“Me, too,” Douglas said. “That’s as gross as it gets. At least I received an entry level position, but I might make more working as a barista once I factor in tips.”
The bartender arrived with her drink, but Douglas beat her to paying for it. The man smiled at both of them, asking if about anything else the couple needed before returning the credit card.
“Thanks for the drink. I’m Sara, by the way,” she said.
Douglas formally introduced himself and continued his conversation about the debt load. He was a classic geek, complete with spreadsheets about his expected take home pay, expenses, and even how much…or little he could pay off on his debt.
“I would like to see that spreadsheet,” she said, placing her hand on his.
“My apartment is only a few blocks away. We could continue this conversation there…”
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“Fifteen years,” he playfully slammed the table with his hand.
“There must be a faster way,” Sara said.
“According to the numbers, not without a pretty quick and dramatic raise. Hopefully, I can stay at the company long enough to collect a higher salary, then I will make more than minimum payments.”
They punched numbers and spent the duration of the evening looking at different scenarios and talking about ways to cut as many costs as possible. Every bit helped to pay down the debt, but still the salary numbers were nothing next to the debt. The evening ended with an email to his new friend and they both slipped into the bed together.
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Douglas woke up slightly hungover and looked over to an empty bed. Sara had woken up early in the morning and left, leaving a note on the nightstand thanking him for a wonderful evening and promising to email him soon.
His bones creaked as he stretched his way out of bed and put on his clothes from the previous night. With only a day of packing ahead of himself, hygiene didn’t cross his mind, however, thinking about ways to shortcut his way to prosperity did.
He flipped open his email, sorting through dozens of scam email messages. “If only one person in ten-thousand falls for this, it’s a big payout.” he said to himself.
Douglas opened up a text editor and started scribbling down notes.
NAME
ADDRESS
BANK ACCOUNT
VERIFICATION
PHONE NUMBER
PERSONHOOD CREDENTIALS
He stopped to read the last words. “This is the key,” he said aloud to the empty room. “How can I get personhood credentials for a person who doesn’t exist?”
The recently rolled out blockchain-based cryptographic codes and documentations were making waves for many businesses to use the new system for verification that a person was really a person, and not a computer bot. The credentials can also identify such a person if the system administrator setup the computer for an identity check.
Douglas looked at his wallet and looked at the ID card containing his own credentials. His finger ran over the RFID chip that broadcast his own personhood credentials. He remembered the times he needed to use his card for online transactions to prove he was a real person. The Internet said this was a foolproof way to get around ubiquitous artificial intelligence that took over the Internet a few years ago.
“I need an identity for someone who has been in the system,” he said. “But I don’t want to steal one.”
He turned on his Tor browser and started a hidden onion service search for clean, valid identities. He clicked through several sites selling stolen identification, but ultimately found one site showing promise.
“Our IDs are grown, not stolen. Each identification comes with a birth certificate, social security number, and an Internet profile. They are real–yet fake–people you can acquire for a small sum.”
Douglas saved the URL in his text file. He wrote under that a name, ‘Steve Rand’.